~One Dark and Perverted Night~
PART 6: "Ami-chan, Cover Your Ears!"
Every Inner Senshi's eye bulged as the voice of one Tsukino Usagi- Miss "I'm too busy studying to come to the sleepover"- proceeded her obnoxious doorbell fetish.
"What took you so long?" she was whining. Ami wrung her hands as she watched Rei's countenance burgeon through the colors of the rainbow. That couldn't be healthy, right?
"Ah... Rei-chan..."
"That. Little. Liar! She skipped seeing us for *him*!" Rei hissed, voice rising uncontrollably by the end of her rant. Minako and Makoto stuffed a pea green jacket into her furiously open mouth. The priestess choked for a few seconds on the ugly fabric while her friends reprimanded the raven head for her outburst.
"*Shh*! She'll hear, you baka!" Makoto warned. It was awfully quiet out in the entrance hall... had Usagi and Mamoru...?
"So... what took so long?" Usagi repeated, and all closet dwellers breathed a sigh of relief. Silence was never a good sign when one happened to be illegally situated in someone's bedroom. Nasty stalking laws and all that. There were footsteps clapping closer, but they took a detour into the kitchen. Another exhalation from the cramped quartet.
"We're done for," Minako started moaning, and Rei turned the half-digested jacket on the lamenting blonde.
"I've got a weapon of mass destruction right here, and I'm not afraid to use it! Shut UP!"
Minako stuck her tongue out at the Fire Senshi. "Now *you're* talking, hypocrite!"
"No, *you*-"
"For cripes sake! Both of you clamp your jaw down or I will MAKE it stick! *Permanently*!" Makoto growled, now taking up Rei's position at the slit. Much to the amusement of the brawny brunette and aqua-haired pedantic, the two termagents ceased arguing. Rei huffed and joined Makoto at the crack. Minako just pushed herself into the corner with Ami and folded her arms, looking ornery. Her companion patted the blonde's shoulder. Minako pouted a little more for extra dramatic measure.
"To life and peace!" Mamoru was toasting, and the Senshi exchanged surprised glances when Usagi responded similarly. Was their ditzy little leader- innocent Usagi- *drinking*? It sure seemed that way, however strange the notion...
"Take your time," the Prince followed, confirming their suspicions as the sound of deep gulping resonated into the closet. *Usagi was drinking*!
"This isn't going to end well," Rei groaned, recalling the multiple instances where they'd had to deal with a tipsy Moon Princess. "Not well at all."
"Well at least Mamoru-san will have to handle her as opposed to us," Minako reasoned.
"He should know better than to give Usagi-chan alcohol," Ami frowned. She blushed when all three pairs of beady eyes flicked to her, almost accusingly. "Er..."
"You still on about underage drinking, girl?" Makoto inquired, shaking her brown ponytail out. "Sweetie, I think you're the only one who's cruised through life totally sober!"
"Don't worry. One of these days we are going to get you *smashed*," Minako grinned, watching as Ami paled drastically and mouthed, "Noooo..."
"Stop scaring the poor thing, Minako-chan," Rei rolled her eyes. "She's going to wet her pants if you even suggest the word 'club'."
"What about 'bar'?" Minako returned, and Ami gave a little wail, burying her face in the pile of jackets.
"That's toxic, Ami-chan. Just breathing in the fumes will knock you out."
"Oh. Right." Ami decided secreting her countenance against the crook of her arm was the next best thing to being suffocated by the worst eyesore in the world. "Now stop being so *mean*!"
"But cruelty is fun," Minako whined. "I get such a kick out of watching you squirm. Like when I go... 'Baaaaaarrrrr'."
"Eep!"
Rei giggled quietly. "Stripping."
"Umph!" Ami *was* apparently trying to suffocate herself now, the way she was pressing her crimson visage against the shirt fabric desperately. Or... 'suicidally' was perhaps a better assessment.
"Sex."
"Erp!"
"Drugs."
"Mnph!"
"Failed test."
"GAH!" was the muffled response, and Ami shot up from her burrow disheveled and flushing. "Now that was *low*. My ears are bleeding from all this torture!"
"Eh. Passes the time," Minako shrugged. Makoto suddenly stiffened.
"Mako-chan?"
"Shut up. Really. Something's happening!" she mumbled, scooting away from the slit. What the heck...?
Then the bedroom door ricocheted open, announcing the heated arrival of one Chiba Mamoru and his girlfriend Tsukino Usagi. The pair, totally entangled in each other's embrace, stumbled inward and collapsed against the bed's siding. Every jaw dropped open in the closet.
"What. The. Fuck," Makoto quipped softly, and every Senshi concurred.
"This had better *not* turn into what I think it is," Rei growled almost inaudibly, and Ami just "Eep!"ed pitifully. She'd gone from pale to sickly green in about the space of three seconds. Minako simply gawked, shoving her way to the slit. It was a rather sorry display, in Rei's opinion- as much as she wanted to close her eyes and groan about mental scars, she was spying just as eagerly as her companions. In fact, the crack had become incredibly crowded... even Ami was, reluctantly, trying to see what was going on.
As they say, curiosity killed the cat... but Makoto thought wryly that if Luna were here, it would probably be the opposite. Luna would've killed the curious ebony-head ravishing her charge. Yep, something like that. Usagi let out a low moan and all attention snapped back to the royals.
Mamoru was fumbling at the buttons on their Princess' summer dress, his lips currently vying for control of hers. Usagi was pressed into the mattress by his body, arching in the strong grasp needily. Her fingers were splayed against his chest on one hand, while the other clung desperately to soft raven locks. She issued another thready sound against his mouth and he suddenly responded in kind, beginning to move his hips wildly against hers.
"Oh my God..." Rei choked. "Oh my God, is he *seriously*- little Usagi- I never-"
"No wonder she bailed on us," Ami breathed strainedly. Makoto glanced up at the blunette in concern.
"Ami-chan... are you hyperventilating?"
Ami ignored the brunette, instead covering her mouth in horror when Mamoru's head moved down to nuzzle the flaxen's chest. Minako mimed a wolf-whistle.
"This is getting *hot*! I feel like I'm watching porn," she grinned teethily, giggling... strangely. Rei had to wonder once again about the blonde's sanity. Everyone stared at her.
"What?" Minako asked innocently. "You can't blame a girl for being interested."
"You're worse than I am," Makoto cringed, and Minako graced the brawny teen with her tongue.
"Nah-*uhh*. I don't go around breaking into people's homes with my criminal lock-picking experience!"
"I. Don't. Lock-pick! I'm not a criminal!" Makoto seethed, but she clamped down her fury when Mamoru looked up, eyes glazed.
"Usako? Did you hear-?"
"No. Now kiss me," Usagi panted, dragging his face back to hers. 'Jeez, girl, when did you get so bold?' Mamoru shrugged, subject dropped, and his hands went dancing up to the straps of his paramour's dress. There was a pause.
"Usako... are you sure...?"
"Never more sure in my entire life," Usagi gasped, pulling them onto the bed now. "I've waited so long... I'm eighteen now, Mamo-chan... I'm ready."
Four pairs of eyes reeled back from the slit to gaze in terror at each other. Ami made a little sobbing noise.
"They're really going to... and we're stuck here... oh *God*..."
"Now... now don't panic, Ami-chan," Rei attempted to sooth. "You can just... just... cover your eyes and-"
There was a loud cry from Usagi and a feral, yet husky tone of pleasure from Mamoru. Ami turned beet red. "It won't block the sounds," she uttered miserably.
"Well *I* for one am going to enjoy the show. Man, wish we had popcorn," Minako sighed. "...What!?"
"You, my friend, are *sick*," Rei told her plainly, and Makoto shook with laughter at how shamelessly blunt Rei was.
"Yeah, even *I'm* not that bad!"
Minako glared at the deity of Jupiter. "You keep saying that like you're guilty of something and trying to pin the blame on me!"
Makoto conjured up a rather false display of affrontedness. "I'm telling you, Minako-chan... I'm innocent! I'm a virgin!"
Rei rolled her eyes. "Here we go again with the virginity plea. Mako-chan, you *are* getting a little suspicious."
Makoto just grumbled and inched back over to the closet's shaft. Minako followed suit and Rei teetered on the precipice of indecision. Should she...? But it was so *wrong*... And Usagi would *kill* her- limb by limb, achingly and agonizingly slow- if she ever found out! But... it would be a safe argument to admit that she wanted to protect Usagi, and was therefore watching to... er... ensure her Princess' well-being... right? Right!? *Nothing* at all to do with a certain horny, hentai desire to glimpse Mamoru's birthday suit and... goods? Rei sighed. She was going to pay for this in the afterlife. No doubt about it. Minako smirked.
"Come to see the show?"
"I'm... just ensuring Usagi's... safety."
"*Yeaaah*, me too," Makoto added, winking devilishly at Rei. The raven blushed. "I mean, I don't want to, but... what the hell are we going to do otherwise? 'Sides... I wanna know if Mamoru-san really is well-endowed or not. For... Senshi business."
"Psh. You're a bunch of liars. I'll put it nice and simple: Mamoru-san's hot. I want to see a real penis (there were a bunch of snickers at this and coughs begging to differ) and learn a couple tips," Minako threw in as her two cents. "And Mako-chan is right. What else are we gonna do?"
"Yeah!" Makoto nodded. "So... uhh... anyone against it can fuck me!"
Rei gave the girl a very long, very awkward stare. "Please don't ever use that terminology when we are in a situation such as this."
"Yeah! No, I will not fuck you, Mako-chan!" Minako giggled. She received a swap from the crimson Thunder Senshi. "...WHAT!? What do I keep doing wrong?"
"I was not implying anything of the sort, you pervert!"
Rei wanted to groan. They all sounded like whores! What was the world coming to? Watching Usagi and Mamoru have sex? Fielding uncomfortable lesbian comments? Dear God, it was time to get out of this closet! *Now*, before Ami went comatose in the corner (she seemed bordering), Rei went insane from the hentai images seared into her brain, Makoto started... fucking people... (or was it Minako they should be concerned about?) and Minako drooled all the saliva out of her mouth.
'Dammit Haruka-san...'
TBC
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~AngelMoon Girl
