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General Library: Sweatin’ to the Voldies by Kihin Ranno

Fandom:Harry Potter
Rating:NC17 Created:2009-12-31
Genre:Comedy Updated:2009-12-31
Style:General Status:Complete
Setting:Alternate Universe

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The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can’t take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he’s going to have to get fit quick. It’s really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizard gym in the country.

Author's Comments:

I sincerely hope this works as well in reality as it does in my head. If it doesn’t, I am so sorry. Perhaps I should just be sorry period. Thanks to stitchesandlace for the awesome prompting! I hope this doesn’t disappoint. And thanks as always to my loverly beta, Shannon, and to the mods of the Harry/Draco Career Fair. This was an awesome idea for a fest, and I’m so happy I got to participate. Also, please excuse any mistakes made with British weighing systems. I did my best, but I am just a lowly American who knows nothing of stone. I may have also taken some liberties with when Splenda was invented. Finally, the concept of muscle confusion is Tony Horton’s and not mine or Draco’s, but it seems like something Draco would think of because he’s sexy. Since that’s totally connected to intelligence. Totally.

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Review by psycho!senko 2010-12-09

This was adorable! I love how it's so fluffy and still have a proper conflict and resolution. The solemn bits among the humour seems so apt too. Gonna brush my teeth now so it doesn't decay from all that sweetness. Great job. :D

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