*This story occurs sometime after Super ended and is meant for comedic value. This is also the first time I've ever written with the Japanese characters rather than the American ones.*
In a secluded laboratory Doctor Tomoe meticulously looked over the device he had just created. He adjusted a few of the settings on the mechanism and laughed.
A knock at the door drew him away from his work, he sauntered over to answer it. As the door opened he found himself staring at a figure dressed in a traditional clothing. The stranger had red hair tied back in a pony tail and a peculiar cross shaped scar on his cheek.
"Tomoe, I have been searching for you," he said.
"Wrong Tomoe," Doctor Tomoe said.
"Oh, I suppose you're right, since you don't happen to be an attractive young woman," the man said and walked off muttering "Oro," as he did so.
"Weird," Tomoe said and headed back into his lab.
It was only about twelve seconds later someone else knocked on the door. He once again opened it to find friends of his, Usagi Tsukino, Mamoru Chiba, Minako Aino and Rei Hino, standing there.
"Hello there," he said. "Would you like to taste my new hybrid soda which combines the taste of old coke, new coke, and coke two?" the scientist asked.
"Uh...no," the four replied in unison.
"Ah well, you don't know what you're missing, so what brings you by."
"We were in the neighborhood thought we'd swing by," Usagi said happily.
"Where's Ami and Makoto?" Tomoe asked.
"Somewhere else," Usagi said.
"Ah I see," Tomoe said.
"How has the work been going?" Mamoru asked.
"I get a lot of job offers, though they aren't as exciting as my last gig. After trying to take over the world, lecturing in chemical engineering just doesn't sound that interesting," Tomoe conceded.
"But of course," Mamoru replied.
"So ya make any cool stuff lately doc?" Minako asked.
"Dunno," Tomoe said. "Let me go take a look in the closet."
---
Usagi in the meantime had predictably wandered over to Tomoe's latest device and started to study it.
Tomoe opened up his closet and started looking through it.
"I sure hope he doesn't pull out some sort of Daimon or something," Minako whispered.
"I'm sure he won't," Rei said.
"He's reformed now," Mamoru said.
"Still..." Minako said.
"What's this button do?" Usagi said holding her finger over a green button attached to the device.
Tomoe's head popped out from the closet.
"No! Don't press the green button!" Tomoe shouted.
Usagi pressed it. Instantly, Usagi, Mamoru, Minako, and Rei disappeared in a swirling vortex of light.
"Drat," Tomoe said. "You're never supposed to press a green button!"
He sighed and walked over to the device, pressed a red button, and waited as it made him coffee.
"Typical, I build a time machine and they go and get sucked into time. Let's see where they ended up. Ah 1977, how wonderful. And of course Usagi also managed to activate the Amnesia ray so they won't have any idea who they are."
Tomoe blinked and started to wonder why he had added an amnesia ray to a time machine in the first place.
---
Meanwhile...in 1977
Usagi wandered down the street clad in a dress she had just somehow come upon.
"Who am I and where am I?" she asked herself and came to a stop in front of a building music was emanating from.
"Oh well, maybe someone in there knows me."
She walked in to find colored light flying everywhere and a large silver ball hanging from the ceiling.
"Ok..this is kinda weird," She said.
Naturally the floor was lit up with colored light, and in the center of it all, dressed in a white polyester suit was the slightly familiar figure of Mamoru.
"I know....him....somehow..." Usagi said.
Mamoru finished dancing and walked off the floor. A girl immediately clung to either of his arm. One of course was Minako, the other Rei.
"That seems so odd," Usagi said.
"You were great out there Mamoru-sama," Minako was saying.
"Absolutely fly," Rei added.
Mamoru's eyes had drifted towards Usagi though and he stopped.
"Buzz off honeys, its time for me to get down with it," Mamoru said.
Minako and Rei both backed off.
Mamoru moved across the discotheque and stopped in front of Usagi.
"Hey foxy lady," he said.
"Uh..hi," Usagi said.
"Do I know you? You look awfully familiar, you been swinging?" he asked.
"Uh..not really."
"Then let's get right to the action," he said swinging his arm behind her back and guiding her onto the floor. The rest of the dancers backed off as he spun her to face him. His right arm shot up in the air and he pointed.
"Uh..what?" Usagi asked.
"Staying alive" of course began to play in the background.
Mamoru of course started gyrating.
Usagi started to as well for lack of anything better to do.
---
Back in the present.
The door to Tomoe's laboratory was kicked open.
Makoto strode in followed by Ami.
"You didn't have to kick the door in you know," Tomoe said.
"I did it for emphasis! What happened to our friends," Makoto said.
"They got sucked into my time machine of course and are now in 1977," Tomoe said.
"Oh my...how terrible," Makoto said.
"We have to get them back!" Ami said urgently.
"I know I'm trying to locate them, but it isn't easy, I really hadn't tested this thing much," Tomoe said.
---
Back in 1977.
For about an hour Mamoru and Usagi had been dancing on the disco floor, things had been going well.
"You're so good at this," Usagi said.
"Comes with the territory babe," Mamoru said.
The music cut off suddenly. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked in shock as a figure walked into the disco wearing a fur coat, a panama hat, and holding a cane. He approached the disco floor.
"Hey baby," he said leering at Usagi.
"She's mine," Mamoru said.
"Oh, really," the figure said and tossed off his hat revealing his brown haired ‘fro. The fur coat was tossed aside next revealing the gold trimmed uniform he wore topped with shell type insignia on his shoulders.
"Mamoru-sama, it's Afro-Nephrite, you can't mess with him!" Minako screeched.
"You better believe it Mamo-chump," Afro-Nephrite said.
Mamoru grimaced and then kung fu kicked Afro-Nephrite to the floor.
"Oh you're gunna pay for that you..."
Mamoru, Usagi, Minako, and Rei vanished in another vortex.
"What the! Hey! He can't run away like that! The...." Afro-Nephrite began.
"Well well well, Afro-Nephrite and his band of hooligans are causing trouble again I see," came voice full of an Irish accent. Afro-Nephrite found himself staring up into the face of a Tokyo cop.
"Eh, you better watch it Officer O'Malley," he said and staggered out.
"All right, nothing to see here folks," O'Malley said waving his billy club.
---
In the present.
Mamoru, Usagi, Rei, and Minako appeared in Tomoe's lab.
"About time," Rei snapped.
"Where did you get those outfits?" Makoto asked staring a them.
"Oh...uh...in the past I guess," Mamoru said shocked at his appearance.
"But if you have clothes from the past, what happened to what you were wearing before?" Ami asked.
"Did you leave your clothes in the past?" Tomoe asked in shock.
"Uh...I guess," Usagi said.
"Oh no you've caused a time paradox!" Tomoe said.
"By leaving our clothes in the past?" Minako asked.
"History might have been changed," Tomoe said.
"I guess it's possible," Ami said. "Though I'm not sure."
Usagi shrugged.
"I'm sure it's nothing," she said.
"So glad you reassured us," Rei said.
"Wait a minute!" Makoto said. "We're all speaking English not Japanese!"
The group all looked at each other.
"You're right!"they all shouted and hurried out the door in a panic. Everywhere they looked the Japanese kanji signs of Tokyo had English words written under them. They hurried down the street and skidded to a stop in front of Usagi, Ami, and Makoto's school.
"Crossroads Junior High? It's not called that!" Makoto shouted.
"Hello Serena!" a girl with a strange Brooklyn accent said walking up.
"Uh..Naru, I'm Usagi," Usagi said.
"Naru? Who's Naru? I'm Molly silly! Usagi? What are you talking about, you're Serena."
"I am not!" Usagi said.
"Of course you are, I have the info to prove it," a nerdy boy in a glasses said appearing out of nowhere.
"Umino!" Usagi snapped. "What do you mean."
"Huh? I'm Melvin."
Usagi screeched.
"This is very odd," Ami said.
A mystical spark shot through Rei.
"It's worse than we thought..the whole world has been dubbed!" she said dramatically.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" The five girls shouted. Mamoru just shrugged.
The End
